Fun Time Definitions – Just for Fun
| Term | Fun Time Definition |
|---|---|
| ATOM BOMB | An invention to end all inventions. |
| BOSS | Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. |
| CIGARETTE | A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other end. |
| CLASSIC | A book that everyone praises but does not read. |
| COLLEGE | A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. |
| COMMITTEE | Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. |
| COMPROMISE | The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. |
| CONFERENCE | A confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. |
| CONFERENCE ROOM | A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. |
| CRIMINAL | A person is no different from the rest except that he/she got caught. |
| DICTIONARY | A place where divorce comes before marriage. |
| DIVORCE | Future tense of marriage. |
| DOCTOR | A person who kills your ills with pills and kills you with his bills. |
| ETC. | A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. |
| EXPERIENCE | The name people give to their mistakes. |
| FATHER | A banker provided by nature. |
| FLIRTING | An arrow that brakes after hitting your heart. |
| FLOOR | The largest shelf you own. |
| IMMATURE | A word used by boring people to describe fun people. |
| LECTURE | An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the mind. |
| LIFE INSURANCE | A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die rich. |
| LOVE AFFAIRS | Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. |
| MARRIAGE | It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. |
| MISER | A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. |
| OFFICE | A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. |
| OPPORTUNIST | A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. |
| OPTIMIST | A person who, while falling from EFFIL TOWER says midway ” See I am not injured yet “. |
| PESSIMIST | A person who says that ‘O’ is the last letter in ZERO instead the first letter in OPPORTUNITY. |
| PHILOSOPHER | A fool who torments himself during his life, to be spoken of when dead. |
| PLANNING | The art of putting off until tomorrow, what you have no intention of doing today. |
| POLITICIANS |
A person who sacrifices your life for his country. In other words, we can say that a person who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later. |
| PROFESSOR | A person who talks in your sleep. |
| PROVERB | A short sentence based on a long experience. |
| SHOWER | A place where you ponder life’s philosophical questions, become a rock star, and daydream. |
| SMILE | A curve that can set a lot of things straight. |
| SYNONYM | A word used in place of the one you can’t spell. |
| TEARS | The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power. |
| TOMORROW | The best time to do everything you had planned for today. In other words, we can that it is the mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation, and achievement are stored. |
| TONGUE | The deadliest of all blunt instruments. |
| TRUE LOVE | An arrow that passes through your heart without breaking. |
| YAWN | The only time when married men ever got to open their mouths. In other words, we can say that it is a silent shout. |
